Andy Askins
WINNER! ‘Best UK Live Stand-Up’ UK Comedy Awards
Since stepping into comedy, Andy Askins has meticulously crafted a reputation as a unique and distinctive talent. He's become a sought-after headliner at the UK's major comedy clubs and corporate events, earning admiration from both audiences and fellow comedians alike.
His expertly crafted routines are masterpieces littered with an eclectic mix of offbeat original comic songs and parodies. If a Panda and Chuck Norris ever had a child, it still wouldn't match Andy Askins' efficiency at disarming people. You never quite know what he is going to say or which way it’s going to go, it could be a story, a one liner, a song or even a poem! His setup lines rival most people's punchlines, and watching him perform is an absolute blast.
Beyond his comedic prowess, Andy is a talented musician with a captivating voice. He brilliantly twists popular songs into hilariously perverse renditions. His darker material, delivered with a wickedly dry sense of humour, gets sweetened by his innocent and mischievous demeanour, effortlessly holding every audience in the palm of his hand. The inventive and quirky songs, complemented by inspired patter, showcase his impeccable timing and inimitable modest, self-deprecating style.
Today, Andy stands tall (5’5’) among the finest names in live comedy, both in the UK and internationally. His brand of humour resonates universally, charming audiences across the globe—from Switzerland to the Caribbean, Belgium, UAE, Mumbai and from Hong Kong to Tokyo.
Askins is also a firm favourite with the Armed Forces, having entertained troops on several tours on Naval ships in ports around the world, as well as military bases in conflict zones like Iraq, Afghanistan, Kosovo, Sarajevo, Italy, Falkland Islands, Indonesia even Somalia! Due to his dedication Andy was also one of a very select group to be awarded the ‘Afghanistan campaign medal’ a testament to his contributions which included several tours to soldiers operating on the frontline.
He's no stranger to the festival scene either, having graced prestigious events such as The Edinburgh Comedy Festival with his show “The Man With No Name”, Adelaide International Comedy Festival, Perth Fringe Festival, Melbourne International Comedy Festival with his show “A Little Brit Special”, Galway Comedy Festival, Altitude Comedy Festival in Mayrhofen, Austria and more across the globe.
On TV screens, Andy appeared at The Hackney Empire for The John Bishop Show (BBC1) alongside a stellar line-up & was then invited back to perform on The John Bishop Christmas Show at The Lyceum Theatre alongside music icons like Kylie Minogue and Olly Murrs. Having recorded TV performances for Comedy Central and featuring on two series of ‘Live The Comedy Store’, two series of ''The World Stands Up'’ and also on BBC Scotland’s, ‘Comedians at the Kings’ tv series, Andy has solidified his status as a seasoned and versatile entertainer & has performed alongside the likes of Michael McIntyre, Lee Evans, Jason Manford, Alan Carr, Jimmy Carr, Micky Flanagan, Harry Hill, Rhod Gilbert, Bill Bailey, Gina Yashere, Jim Jefferies and Jack Dee.
From entertaining soldiers in Saddam Hussein's Palace in Iraq to performing at the illustrious Royal Albert Hall for the Teenage Cancer Trust, Andy's comedic journey spans the spectrum, showcasing his adaptability and widespread appeal across diverse audiences and venues worldwide.
TV and Radio
The John Bishop Show, BBC1 (Series 1)
The John Bishop Christmas Show, BBC1 (TV Special)
Live at The Comedy Store, Comedy Central
The World Stands Up, Comedy Central
Take the Mic, ITV
BBC New Comedy Awards, BBC1
BBC Radio 4 Fred At the Stand
BBC at the Edinburgh Festivals
Absolute Radio Special Guest Presenter with Jason Manford and Paddy McGuiness
Quotes
“A cracking comedian who’s made me belly laugh every time I’ve seen him over the years!!” - Kevin Bridges, 2023
“Pure funny! Andy is a master of the understated but the laughter he generates is anything but. He has so many of my all-time favourite jokes. Hilarious” - Seann Walsh, 2023
“Andy is a true master of the art. One of those acts that is not only loved by audiences but by comics too. Brilliant, funny and effortlessly charming. Don’t miss him” - Paul Smith, 2023
“He just makes you laugh! He’s got funny bones.”
- John Bishop, 2019
Corporate testimonials
“We have gathered feedback from our audience and 100% of our (48) respondents said they were ‘Very Happy’ (highest rating) with Andy. This has never happened before with any of our speakers.
“Andy Askins” was absolutely outstanding for us. His routine was hilarious and his delivery and timing is spot on, which had our audience rolling about on the floor for more than 30 minutes.
I’ve included some of the comments verbatim below”.
“Brilliant, Great timing , Great content and Perfect end to a perfect day 10/10”
“Great!!! Very funny man. Great timing. Never seen him before, will look out for him in future.”
“Fantastic comedian. Couldn’t stop laughing. My only complaint was he wasn’t on longer.”
“Although risqué, his material is extremely safe for a corporate environment. He received our first ever 100% audience rating, which just goes to show how his comedy suits everyone.”
“Andy was more than happy to accommodate my requests for specific pieces of his material and to avoid ‘picking on’ the audience, and he stayed around to chat to our guests for a couple of hours after he left the stage which was very well received.”
“I would highly recommend Andy to anybody looking for a comedian with a unique routine to suit a wide audience. You will not be disappointed.”
Details of above testimonials on request.
